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Tanning where the sun don’t shine is the new wellness fad – we’re calling it `perineum sunning’

Perineum sunning gives you energy in 30 seconds, Ra claims

Sunbathing your crack isn’t a fake news crack. `Perineum sunning’  is an actual real thing and all the wellness influencers are doing it. Apparently, sunlight on your buthole gives you energy. and will “receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.” This from influencer,  Ra of Earth.

 

Sunscreen is not required

Perineum sunning first got internet fame after a woman that goes by Metaphysical Meagan  shared a picture of her letting it all hang out. The photo has 1,049 likes. In the lengthy caption Meghan reveals her “experience with perineum sunning has been profound.”

“I would highly recommend this to anyone who is seeking optimal health & wellness and to those looking to connect with their sexual energy in a balanced way. The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun.”

 

Big Little Liars actress doesn’t find a crack in perineum sunning

Big Little Liars actress Shailene Woodley  who is widely known for her holistic lifestyle has admitted she practices perineum sunning.  “I was reading an article written by an herbalist I studied about yeast infections and other genital issues. She said there’s nothing better than vitamin D. If you’re feeling depleted, go in the sun for an hour and see how much energy you get. Or, if you live in a place that has heavy winters, when the sun finally comes out, spread your legs and get some sunshine.”

Is perineum sunning an asinine idea?

Well, maybe. Medical professionals aren’t too sure about the new fad.

“There is no evidence that sunbathing in this way has any effect on physical well-being,” Dr. Diana Gall of UK-based online clinic, Doctor 4 U..

Gall says while vitemin D is important, we “don’t need to damage your skin in the process from sun exposure,”  She recommends safer ways to practice mindfulness.  “There are no extra benefits of doing this naked in the sun.”

 

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