Tanning where the sun don’t shine is the new wellness fad – we’re calling it `perineum sunning’

Sunbathing your crack isn’t a fake news crack. `Perineum sunning’  is an actual real thing and all the wellness influencers are doing it. Apparently, sunlight on your buthole gives you energy. and will “receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.” This from influencer,  Ra of Earth.